Top Ten Excuses that I hear every month from people who think they are the first person to ever use that excuse. Could be calling off an assignment, interview, drug test.. anything
1. Family Emergency
2. Baby in the ER
3. Girlfriend in the ER
4. PREGNANT GF in the ER
5. Kid fever
6. Kid flu
7. Forgot I had court
8. Car accident, still in the ER
9. Diarrhea. (thanks for that visual)
10. Half the family throwing up, half the family pregnant.
My favorite one was Aunt in the ER, on the same day, one year apart, which was also the employees' birthday.
I am not kidding. Just tell your employer the truth. We would appreciate it, and need a break from these 10.